Saga 5

Saga 5: Ultimatato
Alek began to appoint people into the council: Evan became vice president, Jake Paul became the secretary of the treasury, Vsauce became the secretary of education, Idubbz became one of the secretaries, Loli Vampire became the secretary of war and defense as well as a war general, MaDOSlyn became royal scientist 2, while Fabi became royal scientist 1, Will became the secretary of labor, Daniel became secretary of homeland security, Morgan leads the CIA as well as the FBI and NSA, and Underwood became attorney general. Echo, being the ambassador to canada, was visiting the new and improved white house and then a UFO crashed in front of it. A member of an alien species called a Zorgon walked out of the UFO, he called himself Zorgus Brongus of the planet Ultimatato. He tried to communicate how he was running away from his home planet due to his tyrannical government to the CoolCrew, but only Echo was able to understand Zorgus due to her once taking classes on the zorgan language.

Zorgus took refuge on earth and after a few weeks he became great friends of the CoolCrew, until eventually a UFO from zorgus’ government abducted Zorgus, Evan, Will, and MaDOSlyn as they were all hanging out and took them to Ultimatato. After learning about the abduction, Echo, Fabi, Alec, Kaelana, Daniel, and Morgan all got onto the Fabishuttle (an improved Fabirocket) and went to space to try to find their missing friends. After a few days, the abducted friends wound up on Ultimatato as they landed on Marxia, one of the three countries of the alien planet. Ultimatato has 3 countries: the communist country of Marxia (the one zorgus lived on and tried to escape after almost being killed for starting a rebellion), the fascist country of Howillia, and the democratic country of Libertaria.

The Marxian government kept MaDOSlyn, Evan, Will, and Zorgus prisoners and were put into a colosseum, the order was appointed by the leader of Marxia known as Bronk Kakegb. The CoolCrew was stripped of their weapons, though not their powers, as they were forced to choose alien weaponry. Evan, noticing the absence of firearms, felt out of his element until he got into a cool alien scythe while will got an electric axe and MaDOSlyn finds advanced gloves that allow her to create floating laser punches in front of her, while doing the “OK” hand sign creates a large blast of energy.

The three humans were also given translators by zorgus so they can understand the zorgons, before he was sent behind bars by Bronk Kakegb’s royal guards. Their Colosseum battles began as they went through many encounters with many alien foes like Earl and Toejam, Roger Smith from American Dad, the lead cast of Planet 51, Sgt Frog, Invader Zim, and many more. In between battles, MaDOSlyn and Will were starting to get sick of each other, while Evan and Zorgus began to bond. Meanwhile, Bronk Kakegb became aware of the Fabishuttle slowly approaching ultimatato, so he hired the infamous bounty hunter Boba Fett to shoot them down and pursue them.

The crew had no choice but to land the Fabishuttle on the nearest surface, which led them to a familiar space base that was formerly owned by Dark Sonic. Since after Saga 2, the Dark Sans AI managed to reboot itself and take full control of all technology on the ship, however it lost all control of the amalgamations that Dark Sonic created. The crew split up to find some sort of power fuel to fix up the Fabishuttle; Morgan, Fabi, and Kaelana went to the west wing while Echo, Daniel, and Alec went to the east wing. Fabi was encountered by Diamond Desmond, however the fusion revealed that they only wish to be separated to have a second chance in life. Daniel opened the door to the large hall, while Echo and Alec frowned as they saw the dust of what was soulja boy’s body after it had the sans part scooped out of him. The three weren’t alone in the room however, as Donald Glover walked into the room just as menacing looking as he was when he was first injected with stardust, however after the fall of Dark Sonic he got his memories back and changed his alias from Dark Starbino to Childish Starbino as a way to connect closer to his past. Childish Starbino revealed he was making music on the base for a while and he told the three that he is now fine with what they did to Soulja Boy, for he knows it was the only way.

The crew met back up with each other as Diamond Desmond and Donald Glover followed them, where suddenly Boba Fett confronted them saying how he was hired to follow them and kill them. After an intense battle Donald Glover used his stardust power to send Boba Fett flying into space, sending him into a galaxy far far away. Glover then used his power to create the star allies sparkler, and Fabian found a way to fix the fusion machine and unfused Diamond Desmond, Noah Diamond being relieved she didn’t have to be stuck with the horny bastard that was Desmond. Donald Glover created a friend star so that Noah Diamond and Desmond could go back to earth and begin life anew (Noah diamond would continue her asmr videos and souncloud raps while Desmond went on a journey of self discovery), while he and the crew took off on the star allies sparkler to Ultimatato.

During the ordeal with Boba Fett, the guys on ultimatato managed to convince the other Colosseum fighters to rise and rebel against Bronk and the Marxian government. As the inner conflict in the government started, the leader of Howillia Slive Kakegb decided it would be a perfect time to raid the Marxian government and take over. When the rest of the CoolCrew arrived with Childish Starbino, there was a three way war between the rebellion (which allied with the leader of Libertaria Oglio Kakegb to stop the tyrannical Bronk and Slive), the Marxian government, and the Howillian government.

The three Kakegb brothers were duking it out in their own hidden room while the soldiers fought in the battlefield, where Bronk got overwhelmed and defeated before the MaDOSlyn, Will, Evan, Zorgus, and Starbino barged into the room. Zorgus kills Bronk as Evan and will attack Slive, and as Slive went for Will’s throat Childish Starbino launched him up into space, where Slive suffocated. MaDOSlyn was about to attack Oglio like a brainlet until Zorgus stopped her, informing her about how Oglio is the most kind and gentle of the three kakegb brothers.

Zorgus and Oglio discuss as the two form the Zorgan Republic, a fair, open thinking, and equal society. The war ends and the people celebrate the fact that their leader is not a tyrant, then the CoolCrew stay for the Zorgan independence feast and afterwards wave their goodbyes to Zorgus and Oglio as Starbino flies them home, MaDOSlyn and Will getting annoyed at each other the whole ride home.