Saga 2

Saga 2: The Dark Saga
In the ruins of Fabicon, a being known as Dark Sonic collected the bodies of Soulja Boy, Donald Glover, and sans’ dust. Morgan, a newly recruited spy for the CoolCrew, sees this and informs the CoolCrew that Dark Sonic might potentially be a threat, and they go to Kanye to discuss the matter. Government drones showed footage of a secret base in space which radiates with powerful dark energy, and the CoolCrew decides that they must attack the base to find out what’s happening. During this however Noah Diamond and Desmond were searching the old NDO base of operations for anything they can get to plot their revenge, but Dark Sonic teleported to them and kidnapped them both.

Fabian builds the Fabirocket and Jim Jones gives them his prayers that they fly high, no lie. They reach the space base and see a gruesome sight, they looked like soldiers but their bodies were contorted to look similar to sans, and had blue control chips in their eyes. The guards attacked but the CoolCrew was able to proceed into what looks like a lab and a machine that was shut off as a figure rose up. It was Dark Sonic, and with a smirk he explained that he had found a way to fuse two beings together and showed off his latest fusion, a distressed amalgamation of Noah Diamond and Desmond, dubbed as Diamond Desmond. Dark Sonic teleports away and before the CoolCrew can get him Diamond Desmond, under the control of Dark Sonic, attacks them. The CoolCrew wins the battle and makes Diamond Desmond go unconscious as they do not wish to kill them, and proceed to the next room.

They learn there’s a secret smaller base floating not too far from the main base, which controlled the Dark Sans AI that controlled all the control chips on the sans guards and amalgamations. Knowing of his expertise in hacking, they send Daniel to go back to the Fabirocket and hack the control center, making him temporarily leave the group. The CoolCrew continues and enters a large hall, and a contorted amalgamation of soljua boy and sans (Dark SouljaSans) promises to give them a bad time, after a battle against cranks and bones and “hater blasters,” Dark SouljaSans was defeated and the dust leaves soulja boy’s body, leaving him unconscious on the ground as the CoolCrew protects sans’ dust in a jar as the CoolCrew continues forward, cringing at the thought of what else may arrive.

They enter a room that has Donald Glover being injected by a vial of a yellow substance, and Dark Sonic Skypes the CoolCrew through a large screen and tells them how he discovered a powerful energy called stardust, which grants the host immense power. Glover wakes up as a new being, Dark Sonic’s most powerful servant Dark Starbino. After a long and rigorous battle Dark starbino is eventually defeated and Dark Sonic challenges them to go into his quarters and take him head on. The CoolCrew prepare for the final battle while Daniel finally makes it to the control room, however before he can get to the computer the Dark Sans AI prevents him from doing so and Daniel gets the feeling he’s in for a long battle.

The CoolCrew enter the room and Dark Sonic reveals that during the entire raid he was injecting himself with loads of stardust, and becomes ULTIMATE DARK SONIC, and sends Madelyn, Evan, Fabi, and Will (Sam was oddly missing since they talked to Kanye, Echo was too busy being the prime minister, oh yeah and Kaelana has to stay home because she was grounded for something) into their own small pocket dimensions where Dark Echoc summons people to fight each of them. Madelyn has to fight a clone of her partner which killed chuck Norris, as well as an embodiment of his biggest fear, a fake spirit of Fabi John who is very disappointed in her; Evan has to fight his old friend coby who made a dance tutorial with him on YouTube, as well as the cat that assassinated his parents; Will has to fight his ex and his old bully from middle school; and Fabi has to fight omega flowey and Zero-Two. Meanwhile, the AI forced Daniel to fight the guardian of the computer, the Biolizard from Sonic adventure 2.

The CoolCrew end up defeating their adversaries and meet up once again to encounter ultimate Dark Sonic for the final time. Weakened, the CoolCrew takes some stardust they stole from the lab and do an anime magical girl transformation, which gives them the strength they needed to destroy Dark Sonic for good. Meanwhile Daniel also just got done defeating the biolizard and shutting down the Dark Sans AI.

The CoolCrew meet back up with Daniel after killing Dark Sonic and takes the soldiers they can find and leave on the Fabi rocket, where they host a memorial on the White House in honor of Noah Diamond, Desmond, Sans, Soulja boy, and Childish Gambino. Unbeknownst to them however, a mysterious figure called “Supreme Leader” along with his right hand man Hyness is secretly recruiting people for his hidden organization: the Secret Society of CoolCrew Murderers (the SSCCM).